Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Top 10 reasons why India lost the second Test match

10. We got confused between Panesar and Harbhajan

9. Two words - Swann song

8. Tendulkar decided not to make more than 8 runs - wants to be called Eightelkar from now on

7. The rules did not allow 13 players - we needed 2 more spinners

6. Good Puja(ra) but bad (Har)bhajan

5. They did not allow us 4 foreign players like IPL games...

4. Ashwin's mystery ball (underarm) was not allowed otherwise we would have won

3. They did not allow two pitches - one for us (dead), one for them (low and slow)

2. We thought Pietersen was still playing for Delhi Daredevils and hence cheered him on
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And the number one reason why India did not win

1. Dhoni wanted turning tracks so we gave him one which turned. tables