Sunday, September 11, 2011

Top 10 signs you have become old

10. The doctors you know never did any tests, gave your colored concotions,they came home and actually cured you!

9. Your knowledge of Hindu Mythology comes from Amar Chitra Katha comics

8. You think Yahoo was the first word of a famous Shammi Kapoor song

7. Your entire knowledge of Western music was Boney M, Abba, Bee Gees and Micheal Jackson!

6. You see ads in paper for consumer goods and realize the discount amount offered was the ACTUAL price at one point of time

5. Your remember the logo of Doordarshan and hum the opening tune since that was the only one you saw and heard every evening

4. You have actually seen AND used a 25 paise coin

3. You have a good knowledge of pig farming and usage of Malathion and Urea having watched Krishi Darshan on Doordarshan

2. What you thought were new songs now come on the radio as "Bhoole Bisre Geet"


and the number one way of making out you have become old is

1. You read the previous 9 reasons and nod at most of them!