Monday, January 19, 2009

Puns et al - 1

This is the place where I like to keep my quick witticisms - these have spontaneous remarks made by me, somewhere in the past.

An office colleague was telling me how he chose his wife - he wanted someone who was exactly opposite to him in nature and how he found his ideal mate. He said "My wife complements me a lot". I immediately said "Yeah - my wife also compliments me a lot". (PS: I don't think he got it but then that's a different story).

The better half was once talking about how men rarely compliment each other (as opposed to women who do it but then we know it probably false!!). She said "I have found it rare between two men". I retorted "True - its always rear between two men".



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