Sunday, June 26, 2011

Top 10 things I dislike

10. Sitting between two fat men on a economy class ticket - worse when both have their hands on the arm rest
9. Watching my favorite - VVS Laxman trying to play 20-20 cricket - in which case the S stands for Stupid not Special
8. Spending one hour to find the exact color/shade of the dress you like and find that they dont have it in your size
7. The driver behind you blows the horn and expects that a big traffic jam gets cleared in a jiffy like magic because HE honked. Eeeesh!
6. The guy behind you who honks exactly 0.017 seconds after the light turns green and acts as if you are slow
5. The person in front of you in the supermarket who has either the biggest set of items/credit cards which dont work/items that dont scan/a new clerk at the checkout
4. A boss who comes early when you are late and comes late when you are early
3. Those damn car drivers who dont stop to allow a pedestrian to cross the road even when you show the hand
2. Those damn pedestrians who think they can cross the road just because they show the hand

and the number 1 thing I dislike is closer to home...

1. A wife who seems to know exactly when I am lying!